I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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