brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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