I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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