dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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