I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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