I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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