I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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