No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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