That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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