We won't sleep together?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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