"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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