if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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