You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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