no. you can't hotbox the world.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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