That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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