Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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