then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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