Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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