i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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