The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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