Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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