like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Farmville is her only friend.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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