You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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