I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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