Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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