I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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