Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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