I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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