I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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