If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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