I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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