evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My vagina is very pro this idea
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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