I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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