If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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