Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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