I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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