dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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