Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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