Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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