I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Vodka?
Forever.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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