I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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