he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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