bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.