I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.