why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
two words...techno handjob
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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