I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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