All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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