He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize