Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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