Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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