Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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