So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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