what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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