I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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